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Booooo

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School's finally started :iconcraiplz:

and i'm not soo happy with thiss ; i wanna stay in the warm embrace of my malong as i happily hit the snooze on my alarm and sleep the day away and just tumblr all day unu

Lol as if that'll ever never last

But i wanted to say thank you again! for the watches and the faves even for the hella long break from DA ; < ; I wont promise you that i'll post every weekend anymore...

because we all know that's just  utter bullshit 
but maybe i will post time to time!


Andd for some of my watchers, half of you may be aware that i've started asking to be your friend out of the blue. I'm sorry if i'm honestly bothering you at all with my consistent replies; but you aren't obliged to reply or anything uou I suddenly wanted to get to know alot of you and i realized you guys aren't just going to waltz up to me and that shit 

So why not waltz my dumb ass up to you?//shot

But thanks so much again; you guys are really interesting not to mention most of you live in America how even-- and for the most of you; do enjoy your vacation! :D i get really happy and mushy n shit when you tell me about what it's like living in your area and about yourself u < u
I'm not a really sociable person so sometimes i have a hard time coming up with topics i'm so sorryyy


:iconmingplz: i sound like i'm leaving DA but nah man; i aint gonna leave some good friendship behinddd //shot
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1. You must post these rules.

2. Each person has to share 10 things about them.

3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you, and invent 10 new questions the people your tag will have to answer.

4. You have to choose 10 people, and put their icons on your journal.

5. Inform the person they were tagged or use mentions

6. Not something like "You are tagged if you read this".

7. You have to tag 10 people.



Questions and answers:

1) What is your least favorite thing ever. Like biggest pet peeve. 

i really hate wasting my time, like putting up effort for an event/thing just for it blow off

2) Would you rather die of laughter or die of drowning?

Ohhh laughter ples ;o; the thought of drowning creeps me out

3) What is your opinion on cheese?

it's the root of the reason why i took a knack for stealing, i used to steal cheese alot because i wasnt allowed to take such due to being allergic to dairy products :v

4) Do you consider yourself pretty darn funny?

no. just pretty darn sarcastic

5) Favorite candy? 

any kind of gum uou

6) OH LOOK, A HUMAN EATING DRAGON, what do you do?

i think that's more of a fatass lizard...

7) Would you eat your arm if you were dared to?

no

8) You won the lottery, what will you do with all the money?

halloooo cute clothes and burritos

9) I don't like coming up with questions. So yeah.

huff

10) *stares at*

:icondramaticspainplz:

waughh sorry i'm too temedz to write out questions uou //rolls ollie out
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Boop

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Dev Art's been bugging me ever since i joined tumblr, i kid you not :iconorzplz: like it hangs alot and there are errors that prevent me from joining more groups ; O ;

Eventually after how many months i've finally checked it with my dad's laptop and DAMN there were still artists watching me, leaving faves and comments and waugh ; u ; it makes my day. I've been having summer classes along with my school mates, to er "boost us up for 10th grade" and it sucks dog balls
I've been longing for sleep for so long now and going out for gimmicks n stuff :iconcraiplz: 

it's only for three more weeks

three more

but anyways thank you so much! i would send u these cupcakes from my baking proj. but my friends already got to them ;v 

Note: if u live in the tropical country of SEA and go to school of Truth in Love, i'll pay my friend to give u cookiess uvu
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Heuheu yus i'm back but with no comics armed, I just got back from visiting relatives and i'm kinda tired :iconromanotwitchplz: //sofuckingtiredohmygog

But haha i found out mio amigo :iconpastacakeve: tagged me :>

1.Do you snore?
Yus , and talk in my sleep as well :iconorzplz:

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Uh

how about that one person who stands by while that drama ensues, yes? :iconyayromanoplz:

3. What's your worst fear? (I have phobias xDD)
cockroaches :iconcraiplz:

4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
No, not really.

5. What do you think of "reality" TV?
It's funny and i like those shows where the person/s show some kind of psychological disorder or problemo

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yes.

7. Were you a cute baby?
i guess? ; U ; i liked my bangs tho

8. Is the single life for you?
Hmmmmm..... //ponders that forever

9. What color is your keyboard
White with smudged dirt all over it heuheu 

10. Do you sing in the shower?

nope nope

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?

no :(( but i wanna someday!!

12. Any secret talents?
sleeping almost anywhere :B and swearing

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
anywhere that's nice and quiet with like nearby jungle trails to venture >:D //oh and places with cheap clothes or merch nearby

14. Can you swim?
YUS :>

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
No :C

17. Do you care about the ozone?
of course!! D: shit bro, who doesn't?

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
wot the fuck..?

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Heuheu no :> 

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yup yup :D

21. Are you a single child?
Yup >:) mwahahahaha

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
there are electronic pencil sharpeners!!??

23. What's your stand on hunting?
Kill wot you need

and killing baby animals is a no no ;(

24. Is marriage in your future?
Uh maybe? :)

25. Do you like your handwriting?

Yes :) it's lovable in its horrid way

26. What are you allergic to?

dairy products and pollen ;(

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Uh a few days ago i guess?

28. Is Tupac still alive?

What's a tupac?

29. Do you cry at weddings?

No. I get hungry though :>

30. How do you like your eggs?
Well done :D

31. Are blondes dumb?
Nah, that's just a stereotype, i've seen smart blondes :>

32. Where does the other sock end up?
with its other half ' U '

33. What time is it?
early afternoon ' O '

34 Do you have a nickname?

Alot actually ahahaha

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?

Not to me actually

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
just awhile ago :D

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
MANLY SHOWERS >:DD

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Ahhh not for me heuheu //shot

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
oh wow look , a lizard's crawling on the ceiling oooohhhhh~

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Sometimes yes , sometimes no

41. What are you addicted to?
Gum :> and stuff

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchyyy

43. Can you crack your neck?
Nope
but i wish i could

it would sound so cooooool

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Twice so far 

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Yes!!

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yup yup

48. What colour are your eyes?
Brown almost close to black

50. Do you like your life?
Yus :)

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The Butt

52. Are you psychic
nope nope

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No.

54. Do you play any instruments?
Musically Declined.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Yep

56. Can you snowboard?
i could if there was snow in my country

57. Do you like camping?
YES :DD

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
heuheu yeah

59. Do you believe in magic?
Yup yup

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
Gosh yes!!

61. You believe in divorce?
Well i don't support it :C

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
hahahahahaha

no.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
yeah ; U ;

64. Is it cold outside today?
yep yep

65. What was the last thing you ate?
burritosss

66. Do you wear nail polish?
nope

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
Oh look the lizard's back~ hello thar, mister lizard ahahahahahaaa

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
the Colgate ones :C

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
no :V

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Light em up - FOB

71. Do you like your job?
no i do not like my job as a stressed out student

72. Do you like your classes in school?
Generally, i find it okai :)

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
um i wouldn't like it raw nao ' O '

74. Do you like these surveys.
haha they're nice time wasters :>

Oh whoops , i got tagged again! :0

001. Real Name : Berly
002. Nickname[s]: Ber, Tree, barbie, etc
003. Zodiac Sign :Virgo
004. Male Or Female : Female
005. Elementary : SHS
006. Middle School : SHS
007. High School : SHS
008. Hair Color :Black
009. Long Or Short : Uh short
010. Loud Or Quiet : Loud
011. Sweats Or Jeans :jeans
012. Phone Or Camera : phone is okai :>
013. Health Freak : Nope :V
014. Drink Or Smoke: None
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Maybe
016. Political orientation: I have no glubbing idea
017. Piercings: both ears
018. Tattoos: None

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane : Yeah
020. Car Accident : No...?
021. Fist Fight : Yep yep

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing: 2
023. First Best Friend :I was 5 i guess :D
024. First Instrument played: Piano
025. First award: Swimming :>
026. First Crush : Boop
027. First Language:English
028. First Big Vacation : Malaysia

LASTS:
029. Last Person you talked to: Cousins
030. Last Person You Texted : a friend named, Manlegs
031. Last Person You Watched : uhhhh?
032. Last Food You Ate : Burrito :>
033. Last Movie You Watched: Valentine
034. Last Song You listened To : Dance in the Dark
035. Last Thing You Bought : Shirtss and shortsss :>
036. Last Person You Hugged : My mom

FAVES:
037. Food: Icecream :D
038. Drinks : Orange juice
039. Clothing : Hoodies :iconloveloveplz:
040. Book : Fanfic: Bottoms UP! Real book: The book thief
041. Colour: Green
042. Flower : alot ; U ;
043: Music : varied
044. Movies : Romcoms and horror movies
045. Shoes : uh sneakers would do
046. Subjects : Science

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... : "X" is for "yes"
047. [] Kissed In The Rain
048. [] Celebrated Halloween  
049. [] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [x] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [x] Came Outta The Closet
053. [] Gotten Pregnant
054. [] Had An Abortion
055. [X] Done Something You've Regretted
056. [X] Broke A Promise
057. [X] Kept A Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
059. [X] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [xPretended To Be Sick
061. [x] Left The Country
062. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [X] Cried Over The Silliest Thing 
064. [x Ran A Mile 
065. [x] Went To The Beach
066. [] Stayed Single 

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating : nothing..yet
068. Drinking : tea
069. Getting Ready To : iron some clothes :O
070. Listening To : FOB music
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today : SCHOOOL :C
072. Waiting For : Sci fieldtrip to come soon

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids : Um not really haha..i'd like a dog though!
074. Want To Get Married : Ah currently not interested 
075. Careers in mind : Marine biologist ; U ; or wotever interesting travel job

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL :
076. Lips Or Eyes : Eyes
077. Shorter Or Taller : Either is fine
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous: Spontaneous i guess
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms : I don't really mind
080. Sensitive Or Loud : Both, I wouldn't really care
081. Hookup Or Relationship : Bros :DD ?
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant : Haha i don't mind either

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts : no glasses :>
084. Ran Away From Home : No
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense : Noooo
086. Killed Somebody : Noooooo
087. Broken Someone's Heart: I don't think so
088. Been Arrested : No...not yet..?? ; U ;

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself :
 yus
091. Miracles : Yeah man
092. Love At First Sight : ah no
093. Heaven : Yep
094. Santa Claus: Haha- No
096. Magic : Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now : Yep yep
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life : It's good
099. Do You Believe In God : yep yep, though i'm not religious
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag five People: 

YUP YUP LET"S TAG
:iconelegant-narwhal:
:icongale-noir:
:icongivememypaper1:
:iconmariampura:
:iconki-shio:
:icondemondarness:

I THINK i'll make comics sometime soon heuheu 
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Tag :V

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By <> : :iconelegant-narwhal: :iconsuggestivejohnplz:


1) ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE the thing beside you is your weapon and the person you are chatting to is your partner, how screwed are you?!
Partner? oh pffft i dunno about him/her but it's either keep up with me or get eaten

2) Would you like to flirt w/ me? ;D
Oh woooowwww and after i promised i won't flirt with anyone for you , you offer such to other people //so hurt ; ~ ;
but yus of course U u U

3) //alpaca sounds
Bluh

4) Do you have any other talent/s?
Sleeping anywhere oh and swearing :D //that's all i guess :iconsulkplz: 

5) You liek some pie don't you.. > w >
meat pies only ' U ' , i'm not a fruit pie fan heehee

6)Have you watched Monsters University? U o U
NOOOOO :iconcraiplz:

7)Do you lovwe me? love, Eridan
No.

Jk, who wouldn't love the needy aquatic hipster? U u U //still loving Kip Kaizer tho sorry U o U

8)Come on, do you want to flirt w/ me or not? I know you wanna ;D
Yeah-- //realizes you're asking this to other people as well
//goes jelly U n U
//rolls away sadly

9)Favorite song?
So far?
Killer by Iforgothisname , and Radioactive :iconluvluvplz:

10)Lastly, huggles? U H U
//hug

My questions! :iconluvluvplz:
1) No need to watch. Just listen ;D www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfINq0…
2) Do you like gum? U u U
3) Gosh, you procrastinated for so long you didn't get to study for your test! D: What kept you distracted this whole time?
4) Do you know how to braid hair? U u U //running out of questions , shit.
5) Lacking any sleep right now?
6) Do you like horror movies? :iconloveloveplz:
7) Boys over flowers? ;D (kdrama not some girly question, i'd prefer flowers)
8) Do you hug a lot? C:
9) Ever went "fuck this shit" on a quiz/test? :) (done it too often U n U)
10) Corniest pick up line you've heard? ;D

Tagging: :iconmariampura: :iconpastacakeve: :icongale-noir: :iconelegant-narwhal: :icongivememypaper1: :icondemondarness: :iconhellogeeohhh: :iconki-shio: :iconchouchoxx: :iconedwardsuoh13:


I'm so sorry but i just got off exams then suddenly i had to leave for the province and luckily classes are suspended today, but then i've got shit to finish :(
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